Mad Madame Muddle has muddled her way through a charmed life. A psychic from the early days of drug induced coherence, Muddle continues her family tradition of seeing without looking. Known worldwide for her ability to read the remains of her own culinary mishaps, most of which resemble the reproductive organs of elderly politicians, Muddle can always be counted upon to cook up a good storm. Clearly a child of great intent, Muddles' early life in the convent was punctuated by lesbian fantasies involving gay men and small mammals. To this day, Mad Madame Muddle terrorizes the hearts of the well-intended and comatose, particularly those in New Jersey. Ask her any question, she'll astound you with her irrelevance.